The Big Wooden Whoopsie at The Junction in Dubai

- "Comedy is just tragedy plus time. It's been 3,000 years. We're legally allowed to be hilarious." Day 3,650 of the Trojan War, and everyone is officially over it. The Big Wooden Whoopsie runs the final stretch of a ten-year siege like a job nobody can clock out of: a king polishing his memoirs instead of his sword, a warrior running sponsorship codes instead of battles, and a Trojan gate guard who knows exactly what's inside that horse and waves it through anyway. An original comedy written and produced in Dubai, staged with a cast of twelve actors for its world premiere at The Junction, Alserkal Avenue. Three nights. One badly built horse. Ten years that should have taken three days.